I’m going to be honest with you here because we can’t start a relationship on lies. I do these things not to purposely annoy the people around me but because it is in my nature and I have no control over it. If I could I would stop myself but this is way out of my hands. REALLY.
1) I talk like I’m high
I’m going to say this right now, I don’t do drugs. I never did and never will. I say NO to drugs. Got it?
Yet somehow sugar (and sometimes protein, carbohydrates, and even water) effect me in the same way drugs may effect a normal person. This leads to much crazy laughter and phrases that make no sense at all. The basic scientific explanation for all this is that the stuffs in my brains are no bueno. Think major black holes in the cranium. These circumstances give birth to the following:
The cheese did it!!
I only drink when I’m drunk.
Sometimes I think like a narwhal.
I have 5 unicorns.
Do you like my pink finger? Continue reading