MORE Jokes!

Did you hear about the man with no shoes?

No

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, its right here.

What do you get when you cross a Llama with a snail?

Nothing, it’s not physically possible,

What’s tall and short and stuff?

That stuff that’s tall and short, you know.

Did you ever make ice cream?

Yes.

Say hurray for the turtles three times fast!

No

This is a cheeseburger:

A man’s wife died and when he went to get the coffin the guy in charge of the coffin selling place dies too. The man can’t believe it and says ” why is this happening to me”?? And the guy standing next to him the whole time says “I don’t know.”

Challenge status (what’s this about?): Day 8

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