Let’s get this straight.
I’m not funny, like a funny bunny.
I wish I was but alas no.
I also wish I can talk to trees. Then I remember that there are no good trees in this world anymore.
I feel the need to clarify this (the “not funny” thing not the “bad tree” thing) because I feel like I’m being given credit that I don’t deserve. I also feel that if aliens do make contact with us, I should be earth’s ambassador to their planet. Moreover, I feel the love tonight.
Funny is an art, it requires skill and talent. Like comedians for example. They’re all like, yo listen to this joke son! And the audience is like, wow and hhahahahaha. And then Hitler.
Funny (according to google images):
I do something else. Something that requires no skill at all. It’s called random absurdity.
Notice how I say that like its a real thing? Look I got diagnosed with random absurdity! I should be a doctor! But really I just made that up and that’s cool I guess.
Sometimes it’s funny, but most of the time it’s just . .just. . .very purple foldery. Like this purple folder that I have where I keep my old exams. And in that folder there is a sheet of paper listing a whole bunch of phone numbers. I have no idea who’s numbers they are but I still call them. And that, is a perfect description of my “funny”.
So you should all stick with me because when random absurdity becomes a movement and I rule the world I will acknowledge you all as my bosom booger mates (the highest friendship status that can be achieved with the leader of the random absurd world).
I would also like to point out that I’m very honest by keeping true to the title and keeping it all unfunny.
The Square Flea
Challenge status (what’s this about?): DAY 19