I just love surprises! They are so unpredictable and that just makes life so much more interesting!
Other times surprises make life a little more sad and depressing.
Why just the other day I was driving around when suddenly, an oven.
*Not a true story.
Nobody likes unpleasant surprises.
So I just wanted to take the time to tell you that I’m taking a break from this blog. I will not be posting anything until August 23, 2012. So don’t think for a second that I would abandon this thing without warning you about it. Or that I’m just a lazy person who is too lazy to write anything because I’m lazy. Also because I spend all day watching animal youtube videos until 3 AM. Or that I reached my quarter life crisis when I realized I take elevators to the second floor. Or that I tried to buy a house in Detroit off of ebay for $2,546.
Did you know that Detroit’s crime rate decreased at a percentage much higher than any other city in the USA?
Also look at that house! Its beautiful and it has 3 bedrooms! And 1.75 bathrooms because you can always use the front yard!
But don’t be jealous! I’m a nice person so I’m gonna sell it to you guys for free! Only $2,550!
Send me a message if your interested!
In conclusion, I totally abandoned my blog because I’m lazy person who maybe bought a house in Detroit. In conclusion to the conclusion, I decided to pretend to give a warning way after I abandoned it. It’s like me telling you that you’re going to be murdered by being set on fire while you are actually on fire. Also I’m the person who set you on fire. And then when you died of your burns I would tell everyone that I called it way before it happened. Then three days later a mob of people murder me.
It’s that type of situation.
Well I hope you guys don’t miss me too much.
Try not to cry. I’ll be back on August 23, 2012.