There is this game that’s been going on for a while. It’s actually really fun.
It’s called “You’re not even American so get out of my country!”. This game is probably the most popular game in America!
Politicians play it, old people play it, young people play it, and even those people that live across the street play it. All you have to do to start the game is to accuse someone with different ideology, background, or fingerprint of not being an American.
It goes like this:
You’re not even American!
Just saying that is UN-AMERICAN so that means you’re not even American!!
Oh yea?? Well I’m 1/8 Native American
Oh yea?? Well I’m a firefighter and I have a pet bald eagle!
Oh yea?? Well I’m a Marine and I’m a direct descendent of George Washington!!
Oh yea? Well EVERYONE in my family including my 5 year old sister is a Marine AND I have 6 kbillion American flags at home”
WELL I SING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER IN THE SHOWER
WELL I’M A NAVY SEAL!!!
YOU’RE A LIAR!! THERE ARE NO FEMALE NAVY SEALS!!!!!!!!!
WELL I’M SOO AMERICAN THAT I BECAME ONE!
WELLLLLLLLLL I’M SOOOOOOOOOO AMERICAN THAT I’M ENGLISH!!!!
. . . .
oh shoot. I meant like my ancestors came from England on the Mayflower . .
Nope . .
Soo that means I’m like a super American because I’m English . .
Nope . .
. . . . damn . . .
I WINNN! NOW GET OUT MY COUNTRY!
This game is awesome and I encourage all to play!
NO PROBLEM-O. Try the cool spin-off game “God hates you, so go die!”. This game is very fun to play with people who have different religions or a different sexual orientation. Moreover, this game is suitable for ALL age groups so you can even play with children. Because why not?? It will teach them very important life values or something.
Challenge status (what’s this about?): DAY 23