MORE Jokes!

Did you hear about the man with no shoes?

No

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, its right here.

What do you get when you cross a Llama with a snail?

Nothing, it’s not physically possible,

What’s tall and short and stuff?

That stuff that’s tall and short, you know.

Did you ever make ice cream?

Yes.

Say hurray for the turtles three times fast!

No

This is a cheeseburger:

A man’s wife died and when he went to get the coffin the guy in charge of the coffin selling place dies too. The man can’t believe it and says ” why is this happening to me”?? And the guy standing next to him the whole time says “I don’t know.”

Challenge status (what’s this about?): Day 8

It’s Adventure Time! Two Minutes in My Head.

This is probably a terrible idea but I’m going to just write everything that crosses my mind in the next two minutes. Or what I think is two minutes.

This is a bad idea.

There is a vacuum in my head. I mean I’ve gone completely blank. Scumbag brain! I usually have a battlefield of thoughts in there but today when I actually want to write my thoughts down they commit mass suicide. How can I think of nothing? That’s not even possible. Except with that thing where you think nothing and everyone is like wow dude that’s amazing. It’s kind of like meditation but not really. Or enlightenment! I saw a video about that before, when this lady had a stroke and she was like I reached enlightenment! It’s like thinking of everything and nothing at the same time. Like you have a thousand billion thoughts in your brain but they’re all wearing invisibility cloaks. So they’re all there but not really. I’ve reached nirvana!?!

No. No, I didn’t.

I’m just going to think of flowers. I really like flowers, especially lilies and roses. Like a whole field of them and then I can run through a field of flowers like a corny movie and everyone will say look that that beautiful girl and her pet dinosaur. And then I’ll get on his back and we can fly over the field of roses since he is that type of dinosaur that flies. The one with the wings, I forget their name. Then we can have a barbeque and I’ll eat a cheeseburger. Maybe there will be a cat. No, wait there is a cat and she’s birdisaurus’ wife. And look! There are their children. A rare breed of catobirdisaurus, isn’t that just grand! Especially since they breathe fire and that unicorn keeps cooking all the burgers super rare. Bastard. Unicorns are nifty and all but they are terrible cooks. There was definitely a lemon in that cheese burger. Dragons are the best cooks. Too bad they are not real.

Wouldn’t it be cool if there was a slide all around the world? Like one big slide and then you go on and visit all the countries as you’re sliding by. Also there would be a rule that as you slide by the natives of the corresponding country must give you food. Maybe a massage too. Although that won’t be possible since you’re sliding and there is no way they can give you a massage that quick. Otherwise it’s a pretty good idea. Realistically they can just wave and cheer you on like you’re running a marathon, but you’re not.

Still a massage would be nice. This thing is getting to long and I don’t how to end it.

Here is a haiku:

I like cheese okay

I forgot how to write haiku

This is definitly wrong, I will google

it

Have a nice life everybody.

This is the Best Post Ever! (please please read it)

I noticed that a lot of people don’t read now  a days. They see a bunch of text and they run away like little babies wahhh.

This is true for everything but especially the internet. Blog posts, news articles, Wikipedia whatever, people just skip text.

THE ONLY WAY TO GET THEIR ATTENTION IS TO

change fonts, CaPitaliZE randoMlY.

Here are some bold letters

Colors are TO GRAB youR ATTENTION

*and pictures too*

Because you have the attention span of a GnatAnd honeslY I DONT  blame you. 

BUT I just want YOU TO rEAd what i WRite

I mean come on people! I wrote this for you!! Please please read it.

so I asked myself

how can I make you READ what I have to say??

WHAT DO PEOPLE READ? That won’t require pictures

colors, changing text (or subliminal messages) ?:

1)Famous people words (I’m not famous)

2)Something scandalous they shouldn‘t be reading. (NOPE)

3) The COMMENTS SECTION??? (umm. . . what?)

So apparently people will skip an entire post and read the comments. It’s as if the comments are a more entertaining summary of the post.

Hmmm . . .

.-. . .- -.. / – …. .. … / .–. — … – / .. – / .. … / – …. . / -… . … – / .–. — … – / . …- . .-.

And that’s how I invented Commentonador blogging.