There is this game that’s been going on for a while. It’s actually really fun.
It’s called “You’re not even American so get out of my country!”. This game is probably the most popular game in America!
Politicians play it, old people play it, young people play it, and even those people that live across the street play it. All you have to do to start the game is to accuse someone with different ideology, background, or fingerprint of not being an American.
It goes like this:
You’re not even American!
Just saying that is UN-AMERICAN so that means you’re not even American!!
Oh yea?? Well I’m 1/8 Native American
Oh yea?? Well I’m a firefighter and I have a pet bald eagle!
Oh yea?? Well I’m a Marine and I’m a direct descendent of George Washington!!
Oh yea? Well EVERYONE in my family including my 5 year old sister is a Marine AND I have 6 kbillion American flags at home”
WELL I SING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER IN THE SHOWER
WELL I’M A NAVY SEAL!!!
YOU’RE A LIAR!! THERE ARE NO FEMALE NAVY SEALS!!!!!!!!!
WELL I’M SOO AMERICAN THAT I BECAME ONE!
WELLLLLLLLLL I’M SOOOOOOOOOO AMERICAN THAT I’M ENGLISH!!!!
. . . .
oh shoot. I meant like my ancestors came from England on the Mayflower . .
Nope . .
Soo that means I’m like a super American because I’m English . .
Nope . .
. . . . damn . . .
I WINNN! NOW GET OUT MY COUNTRY!
This game is awesome and I encourage all to play!
NO PROBLEM-O. Try the cool spin-off game “God hates you, so go die!”. This game is very fun to play with people who have different religions or a different sexual orientation. Moreover, this game is suitable for ALL age groups so you can even play with children. Because why not?? It will teach them very important life values or something.
This is probably a terrible idea but I’m going to just write everything that crosses my mind in the next two minutes. Or what I think is two minutes.
This is a bad idea.
There is a vacuum in my head. I mean I’ve gone completely blank. Scumbag brain! I usually have a battlefield of thoughts in there but today when I actually want to write my thoughts down they commit mass suicide. How can I think of nothing? That’s not even possible. Except with that thing where you think nothing and everyone is like wow dude that’s amazing. It’s kind of like meditation but not really. Or enlightenment! I saw a video about that before, when this lady had a stroke and she was like I reached enlightenment! It’s like thinking of everything and nothing at the same time. Like you have a thousand billion thoughts in your brain but they’re all wearing invisibility cloaks. So they’re all there but not really. I’ve reached nirvana!?!
No. No, I didn’t.
I’m just going to think of flowers. I really like flowers, especially lilies and roses. Like a whole field of them and then I can run through a field of flowers like a corny movie and everyone will say look that that beautiful girl and her pet dinosaur. And then I’ll get on his back and we can fly over the field of roses since he is that type of dinosaur that flies. The one with the wings, I forget their name. Then we can have a barbeque and I’ll eat a cheeseburger. Maybe there will be a cat. No, wait there is a cat and she’s birdisaurus’ wife. And look! There are their children. A rare breed of catobirdisaurus, isn’t that just grand! Especially since they breathe fire and that unicorn keeps cooking all the burgers super rare. Bastard. Unicorns are nifty and all but they are terrible cooks. There was definitely a lemon in that cheese burger. Dragons are the best cooks. Too bad they are not real.
Wouldn’t it be cool if there was a slide all around the world? Like one big slide and then you go on and visit all the countries as you’re sliding by. Also there would be a rule that as you slide by the natives of the corresponding country must give you food. Maybe a massage too. Although that won’t be possible since you’re sliding and there is no way they can give you a massage that quick. Otherwise it’s a pretty good idea. Realistically they can just wave and cheer you on like you’re running a marathon, but you’re not.
Still a massage would be nice. This thing is getting to long and I don’t how to end it.