Once upon a time there was a girl who was really excited to have her own blog and stuff. She was like I’m gonna write on this thing forever! (yo)
Once upon a time, she did
Then once upon a time more recent than that other once upon a time, she didn’t.
Then she got really lazy and was like maybe if I just think really hard, my thoughts will magically type themselves.
Also she found out that magic markers actually didn’t have any magic in them.
Then she sued.
Then she lost.
She cried again.
Then she found a prince.
Just kidding, she didn’t.
Then she was like I can just make up excuses about how busy and tired I am.
So she did.
Then there was a fairy godmother who was like, here is a kbillion dollars.
No, no there wasn’t.
“Wow! This is the best fairy tale/ story I have ever read!” Said no one ever.